Massage onion with lime:
Place the thinly sliced red onion in a large mixing bowl with the zest and juice of 1 lime and a generous pinch of salt. Massage with your hands until the onion softens, then set aside.Crack and salt cucumber:
Slice the English cucumber in half lengthwise, place cut side down, and hit with the flat side of a knife to crack. Cut diagonally into 1-inch pieces. Transfer to a bowl, sprinkle with a generous pinch of salt, toss, and allow to rest for at least 10 minutes. Squeeze out excess water by hand and discard the liquid.Toast garlic in oil:
While the cucumber rests, heat 2 tbsp olive oil in a small saucepan over medium-low heat. Add the 4 crushed garlic cloves and cook, stirring occasionally, until golden, about 2-3 minutes.Blend dressing until smooth:
In a blender, combine the garlic-oil mixture, roughly chopped jalapeño, zest and juice of the second lime, 1 tbsp white wine vinegar, 2 tsp agave syrup, 1 tsp yellow miso paste, 1/3 cup roughly chopped cilantro, and a pinch of salt. Blend on high until smooth.Mix bean salad with dressing:
To the bowl with the onions, add the drained chickpeas, cannellini beans, drained cucumber, and the remaining 1/3 cup cilantro. Pour the dressing over and mix to combine.